Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Instrumental

Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film

And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill

Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

[same chords:]

Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her

I am having an affair with a random computer

Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun

Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing

like it did when you were young?

Or did you come down crashing

seeing all the things you'd done?

Oh it's a big put - on

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun

Oh daddy, be proud of your planet

Oh mommy, be proud of your sun

[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.

Moving to D]

Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all