Standard (EADGBE)
Well, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town
Yeah, I'm a lonesome schoolboy and I just came into town
Well, I heard so much about London I decided to check it out
Well, I wait in Leicester Square where the guy never looks in my eye
Yeah, I'm leaning on Nelsons Column but all I do is talk to the lime
Oh where can I get my cock sucked, where can I get my arse fucked
I ain't got no money, but I know where to put it every time
Well, I asked a young policeman if he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard... some of them, some of them are alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight