Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(Piano then)

*Spoken* (Has anybody seen my Megaphone?)

(Miss Miller have you seen my Megaphone?)

Verse 1

Don't you be puttin' down when I'm puttin' up,

Come off of that stuff,

You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

You can't put a fire out if it was never lit,

So what if we quit?

You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

Bridge 1

Don't be throwin' out hits arguments that’r tellin' me what to do

I can figure it out, no doubt, every bit as good as you.

Verse 2

My water won't be turned off when you up and go,

It's still gonna flow,

You can't turn me off cause you didn't turn me on.

Girls, How about some doh-di-o-doh

(Thankyou)

doh-di-o-doh, doh-di-o-doh, doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh

doh-di-o-doh, doh-di-o-doh-doh-doh-ohhh

(Bridge 1)

My water won't be turned off when you up and go,

It's still gonna flow,

You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on.

You can’t turn me off cause you didn’t turn me on.

Doopi doo, Whoo!

Pretty good without the Megaphone

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