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When I was 8 years old

Before puberty took hold

I thought I

would end up beside a princess bride

And love was indivisible

Never mind how my taste reflects

A disturbing Oedipus complex

It's not awkward girl

The compliments are coming next

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You're no witch, you're no wench,

You're like Bjork with better fashion sense

A phone, 50 cents, and I'm building up my confidence

Respect to your work, you're an artist,

I'm a silly jerk

I think that I knew we could work

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I have a total crush on you, baby

And I can't let it go, oh no

I have a total crush on you baby, baby!

If only I could let you know

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We spoke no joke

I started shedding slutty girls

Like snake skin, my collection

Acquired through shallow misdirection

And as I drive tonight

West coast sky

Daring me to try

I feel alive tonight

Possibility, that I'm your guy

Though I suffer from dyslexia,

Mild manorexia

And my hair cannot commit

To one popular genre of music

And though they all claim,

That a girl can't take a boy's last name

Or end up divorced and estranged

I'm counting on you

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I have a total crush on you, baby

And I can't let it go, oh no

I have a total crush on you baby, baby!

If only I could

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Your other suitors are no poets

They're only actors who can play guitar

Have I won your heart?

They're not students or screenwriters

They're only models that they taught to be

Love would you agree?

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I have a total crush on you, baby

And I can't let it go, oh no

I have a total crush on you baby, baby!

If only I could

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Quite sure you love me, Sherri

Quite sure I love you too

We should make a formal agreement only to kiss each other

Cause one time, beneath the sky, outside my new york pigsty

I saw a vision of you and I! haha!