Standard (EADGBE)

let me tell you about the love i have

cause it's growing by the moment

and i'd murder you to hold his hand

see i don't even know this boy

but i want him so bad, oh so bad

he's the singer of my favorite band

if i cornered him and locked him in a closet

he would understand

take me away from my boring life

to his promised land

Chorus

and his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

as long as he's not poor or dead

then i always shall remember him

he's not like the other guys i meet

i'm sure he's always keen to listen

and the words he sings so sweet

are like the bible not a fable

he'd be willing to beat my ex-boyfriend up

if they should ever meet

and as i press repeat

in the snow and sleet

i do a lap around his block

and as i swoon i'll keep

my knife concealed

'til the dream is real

and we share a suburban street

Chorus

and his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

and i'll chain him tight to my bed

so i always shall remember him

lately i've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology

and all the negative crap that it implies

like that i want what i want when i want it

and not when it's glimmering before my eyes.

lately i've been wondering 'bout complex biology

like when a stork shows up on your roof

to bring you a lovely love child

bouncing boy to spell out the truth.

Chorus

his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

i will fill his heart and soul with lead

so i always shall remember him

his song is stuck in my head

his song is stuck in my head

he will take my fire and burn instead

so i always shall remember him