Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

This town was built on muddy stilts

By the lunatic parade

It rains like Revelations

Gonna wash these freaks away

Some girls wanna hold your hand

And some girls like to pray

Well my girl takes her drinks

With dust and rusty razor blades

Bridge

As I lie between these covers

I wanna tell her that I love it

When she chokes me in the

Backseat of her riverboat 'cause

Chorus

She's my man

And we got all the balls we need

When you taste that pavement

You're amazed

She smells your sympathy

So bye bye ladies

May the best queen hold the crown

For the most bush sold on the levee

My my, how word gets around

She strangles for a good time

And she kills my self-control

She's my man, don't be too sad sonny

'Cause she'll never be your woman no more

Bridge

(Same as Intro)

Verse

Someday soon, this dank lagoon's

Gonna sink right into hell

They'll hide you from Big Ida

At the Sho' Enough Hotel

The Ladies of the evening's just

A tombstone in your bed

Well my girl eats a wounded preacher

'tween two loaves of bread

Bridge

I know she's up to something

But how can I run when she's just

Keel-hauled twenty-on to nothing

I'll stay next to the steel coal oven 'cause

Chorus

Bridge

All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny

When the good ship comes to town

Who said loves a bitch'll sit next to me honey

Because this old boat's gonna run aground

I don't want to be the burden

Or your jealous bastard

I don't wanna be the Tarzan of your next epic disaster

Chorus

Outro

(Same as Intro)

She's my man, can't you feel her comin'

She's my man, she's gonna keep you runnin'

She's my man, she's gonna teach you something

She's me, she's my man