Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

There's a real cool club in the other part of town

Where the real cool kids go to sit around

and talk bad about the other kids

Yeah, it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

Verse 2

There's millie, pickles and pattycakes too

and cubby's making mean jokes about you

ha ha, ya little twit

yeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

MIDTRO:

Verse 3

They're a real cool bunch of die fledermausketeers

and they'll laugh at the toughskin your mom got you from sears

you dork they'll never let you in

cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it

MIDTRO:

x2

Verse 4

You're fat and ugly and an imbecile too

and that's why they draw funny pictures of you

and talk bad about all the kids

cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

cause it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it

cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

ends on:

cause it's a real cool club and you'll never be a part of it

Hope you'd enjoy it, my fellow guitarists!