Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Repeat intro for first verse:
Christopher pulls down his pants in front of the national audience
And he-- he's not too funny, but he's big
And he's not afraid, he's got his best friend, David Spade
And they-- they make people laugh a their skits
He can do funny characters and funny voices
He can impersonate anyone
But when it came down to making life's choices
Well Chris, he goofed on that one
Chorus
strum):
'Cause he's a fat guy in a little coat
A fat guy, little coat
His mother and father, they never understood
All of the stuff he spoke
Hanging out, Dane and Mike, they don't know what to do
They were hoping he'd appear in Coneheads 2
And people would always be laughing when he'd play it off with a smile and a
shrug
"Richard, hey man, what's happening?"
And, "Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug!"
Chorus
And he lived in a van down by the river
And he ate government cheese
"You're not using those papers for writing,"
"You're using 'em for rolling doobies."
And it's sad that he's gone
And he can never be replaced
I laugh out loud every time I think about him
When I think of Chris Farley's face
Chorus x2
Outro
x4
repeat intro twice