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Intro

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Christopher pulls down his pants in front of the national audience

 And he-- he's not too funny, but he's big

 And he's not afraid, he's got his best friend, David Spade

 And they-- they make people laugh a their skits

 He can do funny characters and funny voices

He can impersonate anyone

But when it came down to making life's choices

 Well Chris, he goofed on that one

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 'Cause he's a fat guy in a little coat

A fat guy, little coat

His mother and father, they never understood

All of the stuff he spoke

 Hanging out, Dane and Mike, they don't know what to do

 They were hoping he'd appear in Coneheads 2

 And people would always be laughing when he'd play it off with a smile and a

 shrug

 "Richard, hey man, what's happening?"

 And, "Brothers don't shake hands, brothers hug!"

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 And he lived in a van down by the river

 And he ate government cheese

 "You're not using those papers for writing,"

 "You're using 'em for rolling doobies."

 And it's sad that he's gone

 And he can never be replaced

 I laugh out loud every time I think about him

 When I think of Chris Farley's face

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Outro

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