Standard (EADGBE)

I couldn't sleep so I took a pill

with a dirty glass of water from a low pressure hell

Someone buy a round before my liver fails

and you know it will

How many of you will be (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba)

left to make a scene

at my funeral party

Set my soul at ease by spinning wire

as I lay on my side

cause it's the earth which I have known since birth

So clap your hands if you wanna be

the little princess who finally gets the pony

or the one that steals the life from me

With that long sleeve thrift you found in Grand Forks

to cover up your track marks

Cuz when you finally come down

the pony you've been riding around town

turns out to be a man

And then overheated crimping iron burns your hands again

How many of you be will be

left to drink whiskey

at my funeral party

Remember to bring your flask

and pour a shot for

your dead homie

Shake your ass around my casket

Shake your ass around my casket

Shake your ass around my casket

and bring your beach blankets

Volley balls, wine coolers

C D (End with one strum)

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