Standard (EADGBE)
Can u smell the evil stench
Smells sort of fat
u got a whole lotta hunger to quench
when he comes knocking
this big tw@t
the smell of bethell
on the air
the smell of sweat
and sh!tty hair
that smell
smells like bethell
heavy fat dirty tw@t
smells like a w@nker
b@stard, pr!ck, shiny haired d!ck
smells like bethell
that smell
(chorus)
coz everyone hates u bethell, bethell (repeat x4)
(chorus end)
can u hear him talkin sh!te
all day long
about comic books
and sunny delight
he never shuts up
wot a fat mup
the smell of bethell on the breeze
the smell of fat
and processed cheeze
(chorus)
lets not call him a he
coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she
bethell bethell, transvestite
bethell bethell, w@nks all night
(chorus repeat)
can u smell him fat and gay
such a w@nker
eats far too much everyday
we should drown him
tie him to an anchor
(chorus repeat)
thats roughly it but not perfect, look out for other classic slippers and breakfast tunes soon
like the jim song, the man we know and the heavy metal version of this song
in the near future. bass tabs and lead tabs will also appear for those gagging to play
these classics.