Paint A Vulgar Picture Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

E5 E

G C F F G C

G

Am F G F Am F G

Verse 1

At the Crecord Fcompany Gmeeting,

COn their hFands: a dead sGtar.

And oAmoh, the pFlans that they wGeave,

FAnd Amooh, the sFickening gGreed. E

Verse 2

At the Arecord Dcompany Eparty

AOn their hDands: a dead sEtar.

The F♯msycophantic Dslags all Esay:

"I Dknew him fAirst, and I Dknew him wEell."

ReA-issue! ReD-package! REe-package!

ReA-evaluDate the soEngs,

F♯mDouble pDack with a pEhotograph,

DExtra tArack (and a tDacky bEadge.) G

Verse 3

C F

A-list, playlist,

"Please them, please Gthem, please them!"

(CSadly, Fthis was your lifGe)

But you Amcould have said Fno, if you'dG wanted to,

F You cAmould have said Fno, if you'dG wanted to.

Verse 4

BPCI, MTV, FBBC,

"Please Gthem. please them!"

(CSadly, tFhis was your lifeG)

But you Amcould have said Fno, if you'dG wanted to,

FYou Amcould have Fwalked away,G couldn't you? E

Verse 5

A I tDouched you at the soundEcheck,

You hAad no Dreal way of Eknowing.

In my F♯mheart I Dbegged, "Take me Ewith you.D

I F♯mdon't care Dwhere you're gEoing."

Verse 6

But to Ayou I was faDceless,

I was faEwning, I was boring.

A cAhild from those Dugly new Ehouses,

Who could F♯mnever beDgin to Eknow,

DWho could F♯mnever Dreally Eknow. G

Back up guitar chords for solo

C F F G C F

Am F G F Am F G

F

F G C F G Am

F G F Am F G E

Guitar solo

Verse 7

ABest of! Most Dof! SatiEate the need,

ASlip them into Ddifferent slEeeves!

BF♯muy both, aDnd feel decEeived,D

F♯mClimber, new Dentry re-Eentry.

Verse 8

AWorld tour!("DMedia whore!")

"Please Ethe press in BAelgium!"

(DThis was your Elife...)

And when it F♯mfails to rDecoup? Well, Emaybe:D

You F♯mjust haven't eDarned it yet, bEaby. G

Verse 9

I walked a pCace behiFnd you at the Gsouundcheck.

You're Cjust the Fsame as I Gam.

AmWhat makes most Fpeople Gfeel happy

FLeads us Amheadlong iFnto Gharm.

So, in my Cbedroom in those Fugly new houses,

I Gdance my lCegs Fdown to the Gknees.

Am F G F Am

ButG me and Emy true love will never meet again...

Verse 10

At the Arecord Dcompany Emeeting,

On their Ahands, at Dlast, a dead starE!

But they can F♯mnever Dtaint you in Emy eyes,

DThey can F♯mnever Dtouch you Enow.

No, they Acannot Dhurt you my Edarling,

They Acannot Dtouch you Enow,

F♯m D E D F♯m

ButE me and my true love will never meet again.

Outro

G7 G7 G7 G7

| / slide up

| \ slide down

| B hammer-on

| p pull-off

| ~ vibrato

| + harmonic

| x Mute note