Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Always had a roof above me

Always paid the rent.

I never set foot inside a tent.

Couldn't build a fire to save my life

I lied about being the outdoor type

Verse 2

I never slept out underneath the stars

the closest that i come to that was one time my car,

broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night

I lied about being the outdoor type

Bridge

To scared to let you know

I knew what you've been looking for

I lied until I fit the bill

God bless the great indoors

I lied about being the outdoor type,

I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain

bike.

Verse 3

I can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend

what if something's on TV and its never shown again

it's just as well I'm not invited I'm afraid of heights

I lied about being the outdoor type

Finish

Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight

I lied about being the outdoor type.