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Oh Sweden I'm sorry to say

That you're tedious sometimes

Your natural beauty is unsurpassed

Your children are healthy and ruddy

Your recycling facilities are second to none

You're an ethical, peace-loving nation

You design such great furniture and storage solutions

And mass-produce them too

But nobody smiles back at me

On the underground on my way to work

You're as cold as the Baltic Sea

And you close your doors so readily

But your lakes are so clean for swimming in

Your mountains so white for skiing on

Your forests are so full of blueberries

Your summers are cloudless sky

But nobody smiles back at me

On the underground on my way to work

You're as cold as the Baltic Sea

And you close your doors so readily

But I could be your friend

I'll come round for tea when you're all alone

I can make you laugh

I'll chat to you all night long on the phone

We can be your friends

We can be your friends

We can be your friends