Standard (EADGBE)

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Chords used:

Intro

x2

Verse 1

I have a story a bitter anthem

For everyone to hear

About this kid who just don't like me

And that's a solid fact

They say he's hunting

me and as you see

I'm all swelled up with fear

Cause I can't get

him off my back

Chorus 1

If you see

Jordan if you see Jordan

He makes me

Sick he makes me sick

High school's

Over high school's over

And you still won't quit

Post Chorus:

Verse 2

You tried to fight me

down at Tyler's beach

And man I think that's great

You nearly cried and

said to yell at you

Like I do at all the girls

You drove home real

quick did you make it

In time to masturbate?

There's one too many

of you in this world

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Guitar solo

x4

Verse 3

You say it's chivalry

well it's jealousy that

Led us to this song

Won't play it often

just at least until

You're gone

You'll stop at nothing but

the real thing and everything

Up to that's pretend

You tried to

brainwash all my friends

Chorus 2

If you see

Jordan if you see Jordan

He makes me

Sick he makes me sick

High school's

Over high school's over

And you still won't quit

Fuck you Jordan

fuck you Jordan

You made me

Sick you made me sick

High school's

Over high school's over

I don't care if

you dye your hair

You'll always be a

little red head bitch!

Ending solo

x4 (hold)