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There are beards that reach down to your toes

And beards that grow right up your nose

They’re quite impressive I suppose

But I think I love your beard the most

Well some are big and some are small

And some men don’t have one at all

My grandma had one I recall

But ladies beards aren’t beautifull

Just the sight of a beard can cure you from

Naked chins just leave me feeling down

Oh if your beard was mine to kiss

I just don’t think I could resist

Lately that’s all I’ve been dreaming of

Oh all great men who’ve been revered

Have facial hair from ear to ear

And even though its hard to hear

I think only love you for your beard.