Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Who lives in a house like this

who lives in a house like this

Verse 1

At number 69 there lives a

transvestite

He's a man by day but he's

a woman at night

There's a man at number 4 who

swears he's Saddam Hussein

Says he's on a chore to start

the 3rd world war

Chorus

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

Verse 2

In 110 they have'nt paid the rent

so there goes the T.V with the

repo men

In 999 they make a living by crime

the house is always empty coz

they're all doing time

Chorus 2

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this

Who lives in a house like this

Verse 3

In number 18 there lives a

big butch queen

he's bigger than tyson and he's

twice as mean

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller

He's our local vicar and a

serial killer

Chorus

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this

(Who lives here man?)

Who lives in a house like this

Middle section

Oh they want to knock us down

coz they think we're scum

But we will all be waiting when

the bulldozers come

In a neighbourhood like this

you know it's hard to survive

So you've got to be prepared coz

they'll take us alive

Chorus

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

SPACE - NEIGHBORHOOD

Intro

Who lives in a house like this

who lives in a house like this

Verse 1

At number 69 there lives a

transvestite

He's a man by day but he's

a woman at night

There's a man at number 4 who

swears he's Saddam Hussein

Says he's on a chore to start

the 3rd world war

Chorus

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

In my beautiful neighbourhood

Verse 2

In 110 they have'nt paid the rent

so there goes the T.V with the

repo men

In 999 they make a living by crime

the house is always empty coz

they're all doing time

Chorus 2

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this

Who lives in a house like this

Verse 3

In number 18 there lives a

big butch queen

he's bigger than tyson and he's

twice as mean

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller

He's our local vicar and a

serial killer

Chorus

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this

(Who lives here man?)

Who lives in a house like this

Middle section

Oh they want to knock us down

coz they think we're scum

But we will all be waiting when

the bulldozers come

In a neighbourhood like this

you know it's hard to survive

So you've got to be prepared coz

they'll take us alive

Chorus

Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

please come and stay a while

in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

my my my beautiful neighbourhood