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Every year about September I have a moist anal climax but I
dont' know what to do I have never asked anyone before
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I asked the expert Miss Cosgrove X4
She wasnt any help, butI knew that that would happen cause she
Is a really crap Business Studies teacher so dont
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Bridge
Why dont you try to stick a bluebottle up your bum
It will workX4
Every October now I realise that Ive got over my disease
It was called moist anal climax disease  Dus4
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with words-MOIST ANAL CLIMAX DISEASE
BRIDGE only played louder
It actually is quite fun, getting that moist climax up your bum
I want it back next SeptemberX4