If You Really Really Love Me Chords

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AIf you really really really really love me

Then you really really really gotta show me

Don't whine when I put it in your booty

Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty

Never hassle me becaCuse I'm unemployed

DIf I sleep all dayA don't get annoyed

Then IB'll know that you really really really really rGeally really really

love Ame

IfF♯m you really Greally love me A

If you really truly want to make me feel nice

Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice

Let me have the keys to your Mercedes

Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies

If I get fat and look like an ape

Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape

Then I'll know that you really really really

Really really really love me

FIf you wonder what I did with the rent

Just consider it money well spent

GI bought trunks and a new surfboard

So just go tell your dumb landlord

AThat you love me

You really really loDve me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie

Don't act like it's some kind of felony

It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity

It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me

Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse

And you get to ride the pony of course

'Cause I'm really really really really really really

Really really fond of you too

When you think it's really suckie girl

All your friends will say 'you lucky girl'

You got a man who's hot you say

All the girls wanna be with me

'Cause they love me

They really really love me

Yes they do

If you really really really really love me

You'd never make me hang out with your family

Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me

When I try to borrow money he berates me

Somehow he thinks that I'm too old for you

'Cause you're 19 and I'm 52

He can't see that you really really really really really really love me

You really really really really really really really really love me

If you really really love me