Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Babs and clean willy were in love they said

So in love the preachers face turned red

Soon every-body knew the thing was dead

He shouts she bites they wrangle through the night

Semi mo-jo who's this kinky so and so, papa go...

He shouts she bites ....

Chorus

Oh - oh - oh No hesi - tation no tears & no hearts breakin' no remorse

Oh - oh - oh... Con - grat-u- lations this is your Hai-itian

Divorce

Now it goes back to the second verse- same as the first (but different words!)

After the second chorus, it goes to a middle eight type thing with the words:

"At the grotto, in the easy chair, sits the Charlie...." etc

Going in to this, the last line of the chorus is slightly different in that you

don't play the E, G#m7 and A chords but go straight from Em6 to :

Middle 8

At the grotto in the easy chair sits the Charlie with the lotion and the

kinky hair when she laughed she said it all

The band was hot so they danced a famous merango (?) now we

dolly back now we fade to black

Instrumental

Guitar solo):

Next it goes to another verse (verse 3)

Same chords as before

Then another chorus

At the end of the third chorus, play as for the second chorus i.e miss out

the and chords

Instead of these go straight into another instrumental bit, same as above

for the first threee lines (i.e the three repetition of the first line)

but then play:

and repeat this line as much as you want (the song fades here)

For some chords I've put alternative shapes for the same chord. Take your pick

(use the first Em7 shape for the intro bit with Em7 and Em6)

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