Standard (EADGBE)
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Intro
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Everyone knows Jesus
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The guy who healed the lame
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Well I am Jesus' brother
Craig is my name
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Jesus is the prince of peace
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Jesus is the lamb
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Jesus is the son of god
But Craig don't give a damn
Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
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Craig Christ
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I hang out with Leppers
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Barabas and Sodomay
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Jesus' friends are called apostles
Those dudes are totally gay
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Jesus performs miracles
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From Galilee to Rome
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But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin' lady home
Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
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Craig Christ
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Jesus was our mother's fave
All her love to him she gave
But theres no sibling rivalry
When hes nailed to that tree
And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
who and why and when and where is my messiah now
Its fuckin' Craig
Its fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
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Craig Christ
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Craig Christ
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Craig Christ
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I'm fuckin Craig