Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

She was the pretty flower in the field

She gave me the power I couldn't yield

Whatever the weather

For her I spread the sea like Moses

I'm really truly deeply glad she chose us

To be together

But now she won't return my calls!

I was atop a mountain but now I've fallen!

Why'd you leave me darlin?

Chorus

Cause love f**** you up

Love f**** you down

Love'll stick it's big d*** in your ear

And squish it all around

Verse

He was the tree who swore he'd never split

He charmed you with his handsome looks and wit

With you now he will stay

He had the deepest brightest bluest eyes

You could look into them all day and just sigh

From you he will not stray

But he wasn't faithful! He would not be true

There's a hole in my heart and it's burning you!

rant:

(Say anything you want about relationships)

Chorus

Chorus

Sing--long)