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 I was walking

 Then I stopped

 Outside the Rite-Aid.

 I saw him

 Bernie Schmidt

 And I said

Hey Bernie, Bernie

How are you doing today?

Hey Bernie, Bernie

Are you feeling okay?

 Well tomorrow

 Today?s here

 And I ate cheese

 I work with

 Mr. Schmidt

 And every morning I say

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He says actually my

Girlfriend died

And I wasn?t in her will.

You know I

 Loved her why

Didn?t I get something? Oh!

 I said well I

 Didn?t care

 And he started to cry.

 And I felt bad

 So I sad hey

 At least it wasn?t me. So!

Chorus

Hey Bernie, Bernie!

Hi hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey!