Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)

Surprise surprise the boys are ho--me

My guardian angel's rung down my telepho-ne

The heat's on Mister can't you hear them scream

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)

The curfew comes at the crack of night

The sad old wino aches to disipate the fright

A jet-jump jiver speeds past in his machine - but

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)

A broken God from a rusty wor--ld

Sweetly mouth-touched an onyx gi--rl

His prison bars were very hard to clean but

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)

The Wizard of Oz and the bronzen thief

Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth

But all was lost when her mouth turned green

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)

The Silver Surfer and the Ragged Kid

Are all sad and rusty boy they don't have a gig--

Believe me Pope Paul my toes are clean

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)

Now - black is black and white is white

Some go to heaven and some get it light

my guard was a prude but his wicked screams

- Whatever happened to the teenage dream? (yeah)