Standard (EADGBE)
There were some scientists tryin to figure out the Sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link
In search of Sasquatch, that was a kick-ass "In search of"
with Leonard Nimoy kickin out the JAMS ah!
He captured imagination, of people all around the globe
His name was Sasquatch so i'm told
His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe of the In-dian tribe
Apache Tribe
Sasquatch, we know your legends real
Sasquatch, we know your love is real
Sasquatch, ah ah ha ha,
You and Tenacious D are real
Scientists have proven that the Sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape
not a human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in a gorilla suit
no f%#@n' way now you know he's real
Every time I take a dump, a steamy dump, man I know hes real
Look inside my anus and you know Sasquatch is real
Real, real, real, real, real, real, really-real, real