Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

There's only two songs in me and I just wrote the third

Don't know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words

Spent my whole life just digging up my music's shallow grave

For the two songs in me and the third one I just made

Verse 1

A rich man once told me -"hey, life's a funny thing"

A poor man once told me that he can't afford to speak

Now I'm in the middle like a bird without a beak

(Chorus)

Verse 2

So I went to the president and I asked old whats-his-name

Has he ever gotten writer's block or something like the same?

He just started talking like he was on T.V.

"If there's just two songs in ya boy, what do you want from me?"

Verse 3

So I bought myself some denim pants and a silver guitar

But I flatly told the ladies - you'll still have to call me 'sir'

'Cause I have to keep my self-respect or I'll never be a star

Since there's just two songs in me and this is

Number three