Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can

what's he like, it's not important,

particle man, is he a dot or is he a speck

When he's underwater does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead

Nobody knows, particle man

Chorus 1

Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates particle man,

they have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man

E-(3)-------3-------3-----------------3-3-3---3-1-0----

Verse 2

Universe Man, Universe Man, Size of the entire universe man

Usually kind to smaller man, Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand

When they meet it's happy land. Powerful man, Universe man

Verse 3

Person man, Person man, Hit on the head with a frying pan

Lives his life in a garbage can, person man

Is he depressed, or is he a mess? does he feel totally worthless?

Who came up with person man? degrated man,person man

Chorus 2

Triangle Man, Triangle man, Triangle man hates person man

They have a fight triangle wins. Triangle man