Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

The pro is here to lead the way

To save the day

Wicked little critta!

He clips the puck from Bobby Orr

He shoots. He scores.

Wicked little critta!

As he proceeds to torch the place

As he proceeds to scorch the place

As he proceeds to torch the place

Scorcher!

Torture!

Scorcher!

Wicked little critta!

Chorus

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

And he pops a wheelie on his mini-bike

And he burns rubber and he peels out

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

And he clips the ball from Havlicek

And Havlicek is used and abused

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

He decides to ditch and he ditches

And nobody knows where he ditched

He's a wicked little critta with a sissy bar

And he lays a patch on the tar

Outro/Bridge:

It's a wicked little guy

Wicked pissa little guy

Wicked scorcher little critta

He's a wicked little guy

Wicked little critta!

He's a dink

Way to go

I like him

I got problems