Standard (EADGBE)

I'll pick you up early

From the school gates at 3:30

I'll take you down Soho

Be ready to Go-Go

The perverts will be ready

The queue it will be steady

I'll charge you 50 percent

And then I'll charge you for the rent

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

I'll feed you narcotics

Make sure you're erotic

And then I'll feed some to your pals

And soon I'll have a chain of gals

I'll wait outside your school

I'll seem so nice, I'll seem so cool

In my expensive car

I promise I'll make you a star

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

I'll get you a modeling contract

Just lie here on your back

And let perverts stick it in

And leer at you with sickly grins

My paedophile ring, it's the best

My customers they all attest

So come on perverts, come on down

I've got the best ring in the town

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

Am I bad?

Yes, he's bad

I keep it in the family

All my daughters work for me