Standard (EADGBE)

Albino dwarfs & dancing bears

And midgets with full body hair

A man who has a fishes tail,

A girl whose body is a a snail

A man with the head of a bird,

A girl who shits bricks as turds

Siamese twins joined at the head,

A girl who though alive is dead

A man who bleeds through hands and eyes,

A girl who has a donkeys thighs

This Freakshow is the best in town

This Freakshow is the worst

Around.

A man who has no head or arms,

A girl a dog sexually charms

Animal eroticists,

The sailors leer at them all pissed

A fire eater burns his throat,

A jealous lover at him gloats

A contortionist tells a joke

While a Gorilla him does poke

A girl who bites off chickens heads,

They run around till they are dead

This Freakshow is the best in town

This Freakshow is the worst

Around.