Standard (EADGBE)

Edith Sitwell giving readings, 14 Moscow Road

Osbert's giving champagne parties, Sachie's got a cold

Gertrude's hanging pictures, Alice making tea

Me, I do the only thing that still makes sense to me

I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock

John and Yoko farming beef, raising protein quota

Sometimes they make love and art, inside their Dakota

Rodney's feeling sexy, Mick is really frightfully bold

Me, I do the only thing that stops me growing old

I do the Rock, I do the Rock Rock, I do the Rock Rock Rock

Well, it's stimulating

Solzhenitsyn feels exposed build a barbed-wired prison

Nietzsche’s six feet under but his babies still got rhythm

Einstein's celebrating ten decades but I'm afraid philosophy

is just too much responsibility for me

I do the Rock, I do the Rock

Baby Ruth and Dizzy Dean, Best and Colin Cowdrey

Little Mo, Virginia Wade, Pistol Pete and O.J.

I've always like Di Maggio and Rockne's pretty cute you know

I could never whack a ball with such velocity

I do the Rock, I do the Rock, I do the Rock

It's stimulating - I'm a keen student

Liz and Dick and Britt and Liza, Jaclyn, Kate and Farah

Meg and Roddy, John Travolta, Governor Brown and Linda

Interview and People Magazine, Miss Rona and the Queen

It must be really frightful to attract publicity

I do the Rock, Myself, I do the Rock

Carter, Begin and Sadat, Brezhnev, Teng and Castro

everyday negotiate us closer to disastrous

Idi Amin and the Shah, and Al Fatah is quite bizarre

I could never get the hang of ideology

I do the Rock, I do the Rock