Standard (EADGBE)

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You know just the other morning

I was hanging around in my house

I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked

I was checkin' it out

Just then a friend of mine came through the door

Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before

She said she didn't ever want to see me any more

And I still don't know why

(CHORUS:)

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm an alright guy

I just want to live until I've got to die

I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm alright

Now maybe I'm dirty

And maybe I smoke a little dope

Hey it ain't like I'm going on TV

And tearing up pictures of the pope

I know I get wild and I know I get drunk

But it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk

My old man used to call me a no-good punk

And I still don't know why

(Chorus)

Solo

over verse; skip final G)

You know just the other night

These cops pulled me over outside a bar

They turned on their lights

And they ordered me out of my car

Man I was only kidding when I called 'em a couple of dicks

But still they made me do the stupid human tricks

Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks

And I still don't know why

(Chorus)

(Outro)

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