Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

I'm hoping that she's not so mad now that she doesn't even pay my bail

If I was her, I'm not so sure, I wouldn't keep on moving down the trail

Sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Got a lump on my head, and a boot print on my chest

From what the guys in here call the Tillamook County lie detector test

Well I did my best but as you might-a guessed it's a tough test not to fail

I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Chorus

One phone call, two Tylenol

Four cold grey walls closing in

If I ever do get out on that highway again

I aint ever going back to Tillamook County

No, I aint ever going back to Tillamook County

It all started when I had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew

And that lying son of gun he told 'em I done some things that I didn't do

They came a runnin' for me down 101, lights flashing on my tail

And now I'm a sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

Chorus

Guitar

I'm sittin' here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

And I'm hoping that she's not so mad now she doesn't even pay my bail

We coming down on vacation, gonna leave on probation

Have to send all my money through the mail

I'm gonna send all me money through the Tillamook County Jail

Yes, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail

Hey, I'm gonna send all my money to the tillamook county Jail