George W Told The Nation Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

AmI got a letter from old George W.,

DmIt said, "Son, I hate to trouble ya,

AmBut this war of mine E7is going Ambad.

AmIt's time for me to roll the dice;

DmI know you've already been there twice,

AmBut I am sending E7you back to AmBaghdad."

But FGeorge W. Ctold the nation,

Dm"This is not an Amescalation;

AmThis is just a E7surge toward victoAmry.

FJust to win my Clittle war,

I'm Dmsending twenty Amthousand more,

To Amhelp me save E7Iraq from IraqAmis.

And, so, I made it to Iraq

In time for one more sneak attack,

And to my old battalion I was sent.

We drive around in our Humvees,

Listening to The Black-Eyed Peas

And speaking fondly of the president. (To Chorus)

Celebrities all come to see us,

Grateful they don't have to be us,

Politicians show their best face card.

Where is Bubba? Where's our leader?

Where's our favorite lip reader?

AWOL from the Texas National Guard

If you're hunkered in Fallujah

Wondering who it was who screwed ya,

Wondering what became of “Shock and Awe!”

You are feeling semi-certain

It has to do with Halliburton,

Dick Cheney's why you drew that fatal straw.