Army Recruitment Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

AmI'm way too skinny for theF Army?

AmWay too slender for the Gjob?

AmWhat can I do if my Fcountry doesn't want me cause

My Amtalents only stretch to mini Ggolf?

AmI'm way too uncool for the FArmy

AmAll that running through car Gtyres

AmI guess that would come in Fhandy if you invaded

A Amcountry whose terrain was all car Gtyres.

Chorus

(clean)

But I'm Cskinny and unclever

Maybe Amnow more than ever

The techFnology has caught up with Gme

If wars have Amgone all electronic

I could Cfight them with my joystick

As Flong as they bring pizza to mGe

Then I could be in the ArCmy.

Verse 2

AmIt's not tricky to iFmagine

CMe in a bunker at a Gscreen Am

Controlling reconaisance Frobots

Maybe mine detecting Crobots

Even robots who run through Gtyres

Chorus

But I'm Cskinny and unclever

Maybe Amnow more than ever

The techFnology has caught up with Gme

If wars have Amgone all electronic

I could Cfight them with my joystick

While Fwatching McLeod's Daughters on TGV

Then I could be in the AA♯rmy.

Verse 3

I was never good at FPacman

But Cat Defender I'd light up the A♯skies

I was never good at FFrogger

It's Cmuch to much like hopping all the tA♯yres

And if I don't get in the FArmy

I Ccould become an evil masterA♯mind

Live in an underwater Ftower

And Cwearing shiny skivvies all the A♯time

That would be fiCne

Chorus

CSkinny and unclever

Maybe Amnow more than ever

The techFnology has caught up with Gme, (If I could make up my mind)

If wars have Amgone all electronic

I could Cfight them with my joystick

As Flong as they bring pizza to Gme

Then I could be in the ACrmy____.