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There was a hot girl in the comic shop,

And I didn't know what to do.

There was a hot girl in the comic shop,

She was looking at Doctor Who.

There was an actual girl in the comic shop,

What a momentous day!

I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,

A human-sized cardboard display.

My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair.

So I knew I had to act fast.

So many questions in my mind,

What would be a good pick-up line?

Why had a hot girl just come in?

If the Hulk fought Spiderman,

Who would win?

(tacit)

Good question...

I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,

And his manual dexterity.

But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,

And he's stronger than Spidey would be...

There was a hot girl in the comic shop,

Just a minute ago.

There was a hot girl in the comic shop,

Did anyone see her go?

Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?

Guess I'll never know...