Standard (EADGBE)
Verse 1
we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving
we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving
Chorus 1
tooooooooooday-ay-ay, I'll dive your muff baaaay-bay-ay-ay
licky left, licky right, licky up the backside
Verse 2
we're goin muff diving, the saliva is risin
we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving
Chorus 2
tooooooooooday-ay-ay, I'll dive your muff baaaay-bay-ay-ay
licky left, licky right, licky up the shite pipe
(verse 1)
(chorus 1)
Outro
do you want me to dive your muff?
more info: this song was written at around 7am at the end of a nightshift and start
of an early shift at the Shell Petrol Station in Elderslie, Scotland
by Ray McCartney and Martin O'Neil