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Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving

we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving

Chorus 1

  tooooooooooday-ay-ay, I'll dive your muff baaaay-bay-ay-ay

  licky left, licky right, licky up the backside

Verse 2

we're goin muff diving, the saliva is risin

we're goin muff diving, we're goin muff di-i-ving

Chorus 2

  tooooooooooday-ay-ay, I'll dive your muff baaaay-bay-ay-ay

  licky left, licky right, licky up the shite pipe

(verse 1)

(chorus 1)

Outro

  do you want me to dive your muff?

more info: this song was written at around 7am at the end of a nightshift and start

of an early shift at the Shell Petrol Station in Elderslie, Scotland

by Ray McCartney and Martin O'Neil