Cannibal Buffet Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Well, I was on a cDmruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me

The ship went Gmdown, everybody Dmdrowned

And AI was just glad the A7sea didn't swallow Dmme

Well, DmI was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess

And so I wGmashed up on a bDmeach

Nine Ahungry eyes were sA7taring down at Dmme.

I'm in the Dmmiddle of A♯the Cannibal BufDmfet

I'm feeling Awell; they like me that Dmway

See, if you really wanna Gmknow what's eatin' Dmme

It's the Aman-eaters on theA7 coast of BarbaDmry

Oh, trouble was aDmfoot - they were eatin' mine

Toein' the party line,

I was startin' to Gmfeel, "these guys are Dmheels"

But, theA truth be told, these cA7annibals have got Dmsole

Hey, nDmumbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee

You ain't humeGmrus, stop ribbin' Dmme

HAave a spine, boneA7 up on settin' me fDmree

(Chorus)

A♯MissionaDmries came A♯to this pDmlace

They A♯taught us manDmners

Now we Acannibals aA7lways say gDmrace...

(Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the

sweet buns we're gonna stick it in)

AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!

(Last chorus and outro)