Voltaire - The Uss Make Shit Up Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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5 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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10 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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7 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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9 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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12 fr
         
         
         
         
         
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No chord
    
Standard guitar tuning:
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo

Intro

D----G----D----A----D----G---AAAA-D

Verse1

DI was stranded on a planet, GJust me and Spock DWe met a nasty nazi alien who Alocked our asses up DWe found a hunk of crystal and Ga metal piece of bed AWe made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the hDead Bust a move, Tog DI was standing on the bridge whenG Sulu came to me DHis eyes were full of tears he said "ACaptain, can't you see Dthe ship is gonna blow doG something I beseech" AI grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core Dbreach

Chorus

DAnd I say, DBounce a graviton particle beam oGff the main deflector dish DThats the way we do things, lad, we'reA making shit up as we wish DThe Klingons and the Romulans pGose no threat to us A'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shiDt up La da da da da da (trek theme)

Verse 2

D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

Chorus

And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Verse 3

D----G----D----A----D----G---AAAA-D Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar What is with the Klingons, remember in the day They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

Chorus

And I say Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us 'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Verse 4

D----G----D----A----D----G---AAAA-D Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase 'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space" We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits Final Chorus: And I say DBounce a graviton particle beam oGff the main deflector dish DThats the way we do things lad, we're mAaking shit up as we wish DThe Klingons and the Romulans poGse no threat to us A'Cause if we find we're in a bind wGe're totally screwed but nevermind AWe'll pull something out of our behinds, Awe just make some shit Dup

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