Betazoid Mind Fuck Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro riff

G:-14-14-14-14-14/17-17-17-17-17/19-19-19-19-19\14-14-14-14\12-----| X4*

Verse 1

(Palm mute bar chords and slide)

AShe’s in my bedC and in my head

DKnows what I’m thinking Abefore it’s saidG

AI’m in a bind, Cshe’s in my mind

DI tried drinking jAust to stay ahead G

AWhat am I Csupposed to do Dwhen she can read my mind?

AShe knows when I’mC looking at aDnother girl’s beEhind

(repeat chord structure of first stanza)

She knows that I hate her cat

And that I think that dress makes her look fat

Got her a gift, looked in her eyes

She got upset cause I ruined the surprise

Why does she torture me with all this romance?

When I know that she knows I just want in her pants

E D C B A

Chorus

(The guitar isn’t strummed here, instead picked back and forth very fast

from the low E string to the A string. Just follow the same basic chord structure

of the intro and verses but try and pick and slide as fast as you can.)

AI'm in the middle of a CBetazoid mind fuck

DI'm in the middle of a ABetazoid mind fuckG

AI'm in the middle of a CBetazoid mind fuck

DI'm in the middle, EI'm in the middle

Verse 2

(same as verse1)

What can I say? I can’t protest

I’m always thinking about her chest

And then I dropped a mental bomb

Because I thought about sex with her mom

I know that we must be getting closer to the end

Cause I know that she knows I want a threesome with her friend

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

(Palm mute and slide up/down)

EShe wrecks all the Dfantasies that CI have in my Bhead

Because I have to think of her whenever we're in bed

Sometimes I wish I was an android or machine

Cause then she wouldn’t have found my Ferengi nudie magazines

(Repeat Chorus) x2

E D C B A

End