Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner

Loosing all my hair while my belly’s growing fat-ner

And when I drink too much, he holds my hair in his hands

And while I’m blowing chunks, he treats me like the captain

Chorus

Talk about our favorite episodes

I don’t want to go to work

And if I had my way I’d make it so

Verse 2

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner

We drink a couple of brews, go to the Laundromat-ner

When our clothes are dry, we fold them up together

‘Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner

::Repeat Chorus::

::Solo::

Hey---, spend more time with him than George Takei

Say full speed ahead and we’re on our way

He is so mysterious

And he’ll make me his cabin boy someday, someday

Hey Bill – Let’s go get a tan

Hey Bill – And a green woman

Hey Bill – We’ll kill some Romulans

Hey Bill – I’m your number one fan

‘Cause everything I do, I do with William Shatner

We go to the rodeo and put on our cowboy hat-ners

When we paint the town, we buy each other dinner

We’re fully functional, Just like Brent Spiner (spiner)

Everything I do, I do with William Shatner

And don’t you wish that you could do it too