Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(acoustic guitar open chords)
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Verse 1
Well you got questions
Star Trek or Star Trak?
To boldly go, but what about the trip back?
Who came first - the Gorn or the Sleestack?
Why does a Talosian head look like a butt crack?
I dont know
Heres the thing
Im just the captain
Im here to sing
Im on a mission I aint afraid
Im just out here in space to get laid
And now Im rappin
Was bound to happen
Show me an alien ass
Ill be tappin
Balls are slappin
Your hands are clappin
Everybody give it up for the captain
Chorus
(x2) (Bar Chords)
Huh - Give it up for the Captain
Huh - Give it up for the Captain
Huh - Give it up for the Captain
Come on - Come on - Come on - Come on
Verse 2
Well yeah, Im bald, but so is Picard
And just like Janeway
My dick is always hard
Want more power? I got power
Shoot my seed
Like an alien a flower
Got my Spock on
Phaser lock on
Cock block shock jock
Mother fuckin rock on
Now Im rappin
Dont give me crap man
Everybody give it up for the captain
::repeat Chorus::
Bridge
He's the Captain, youre his crew
Oh can you feel him hailing you?
Just follow him and through the galaxy
Oh he will lead
Can't you see
It's heavenly
Verse 3
Well I got to scratch
Cause you got the itch
I know youre not green
But your still my bitch
Youll never hear me say, Abandon ship
Ill boldly take you on a ten inch trip
Im in deep space
Looking for a new race
Spread my space seed all over your face
Now Im rappin
Your ass Im mappin
Everybody give it up for the..
::repeat Chorus::
::Repeat Bridge::
::repeat Chorus::