Sulu Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C5 A♯5 F5 A♯5 D♯5

Verse 1

(Main riff for each line)

They made me drive the damn ship for a five-year tour

I never got a medal and I never got to score

I never saw a piece of the action I got so goddamn bored

I chased the fuckin’ captain with a motherfuckin’ sword

I’m Sulu

Well I don’t like the Klingons, I got no love for Romulans

And everybody thinks of me as their little yellow friend (He’s different!)

Well someday I’ll make captain and everyone will bend

And just like Kirk does a miniskirt I’ll fuck you in the end

I’m Sulu, I’m Sulu, alright!

D♯5 D5 C♯5

Chorus

(Heavy palm mute)

C5---A#5---F5-----

C5Su---A♯5lu

F5I’ll take this ship and I’ll take its crew

C♯Su---A♯5lu

F5Well don’t sit down cause I ain’t through

C5Su---A♯5lu

F5Are you ready to warp are you ready to screw?

C5Su---A♯5lu

F5Cause you’ll be the one that I beam into

Bridge

CBaby I ain’t sA♯een it all but Fthis is what I know

The captains are the lucky ones who get the green skin hos

Just once I’d like to go and write my own episode

Never mind, I’d rather grind on my own fuckin’ show

C5----A#5----

Verse 2

(Main riff for each line)

Well I work for the captain and I work for Mr. Spock

But one day I’ll bend ‘em over and show ‘em how I dock

And if they don’t like it they can just get out and walk

While I go on to man the con and teach Star Fleet how to rock

(repeat Bridge)

(Repeat Chorus)

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