Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(There's a guitar that just mutes all the strings throughout the whole song pretty much)

Get off my ass, you wee bitty fuck

If I pull out the cramer you're shit out of luck

Who's that girl, that pretty young thing

After I fuck her, she'll get up and sing

Chorus

Aye, Aye, Aye

Sharpen your boot, I'll bludgen your eye

Aye, Aye, Aye

The blarney stone brings a tear to me eye

Same chords for verse 2 as in verse 1

Here's a little fill between some choruses and verses:

There's the blarney stone. try as best as you can to use an irish accent ;)