Standard (EADGBE)

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm

Gonna hack and cough and wheeze

Swear I've got some strange disease

What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey...

(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)

I'm callin' in sick today

Callin' in sick today

I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"

I could sit and count my hair

I could burp my Tupperware

I'm not busy now anyway. Hey..........

(Chorus)

I'm callin' in sick today

Callin' in sick today

Ain't going to work, no way

Callin' in sick today

(Bridge) - (same as chorus)

I can do anything I want to

I am invincible now

I'm on fire, baby

I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?

I'm alive!

Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint

When I'm sick of takin' abuse

I just make up some lame excuse

Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey...

(Chorus)

I'm callin' in sick today

Callin' in sick today

Ain't going to work, no way

Callin' in sick today

(hold on )