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dAFCGD1=8001162D5320320XXXXXA#sus2331331uh huh...11331113311133111331443F112331112331XXXXXExtra Cheese...C023023010230102301023010234D5320320uh huhXXXXXA#sus2331331113311133111331113315F112331Save a piece for me...112331XXXXXC023023010230102301023010236Pizza party at your house,F233111233133123312331112331233111233123317I went just to check it out.Dm3201320320320320132032013203208Nineteen extra larges,A#sus21331113313311331133111331331113313319what a shame, no one came.C1023010230231023102301023102301023102310Just us, eating all alone.F2331112331331233123311123312331112331233111you said "take the pizza home".Dm32013203203203201320320132032012No sense letting all thisA#sus213311133133113311331113313311133133113go to waste, so then i facedC1023010230231023102301023102301023102314pizza all day, and every day.A#sus21331113313311331331113313311133133115There's cheese 'round the clock, it's getting me Dm32013203203203201320320132032016blocked, and I sure don't care for irregularity.A#sus21331113313311331331113313311133133117Tell meC0102318Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133119112331F112331112331XXXXXCos' right now I'd doC0230230102301023010230102320 anything to just to get my bowels evacuated320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133121112331F112331112331XXXXXin the bathroom.C0230230102301023010230102322I sit320D5320320and I waitXXXXXA#sus2331and i strain3311133111331and I sweat113311133123112331and I clenchF112331112331 and I feel the pain, oh.XXXXXC0230230102301023010230102324Should've taken laxatives or had my colon irrigateGm3553355335533553355335533553355325 d... No, no, no.A#sus21133126F2331I was feeling pretty down112331331233123311123312331112331233127till my girlfriend came around.Dm32013203203203201320320132032028We're just so alike inA#sus213311133133113311331113313311133133129every way i gotta say.C1023010230231023102301023102301023102330Infact I just thought I mightF2331112331331233123311123312331112331233131pop the question there that night.Dm32013203203203201320320132032032I was kissing her soA#sus213311133133113311331113313311133133133tenderly, but woe is me.C1023010230231023102301023102301023102334Who would have guessed, her family crestA#sus213311133133113313311133133111331I33135suddenly spy tattoo'd on her thigh,Dm320132032032032013203201320and32036son of a gun, it's just like the one onA#sus21331113313311331331113313311133133137me... Tell meC0102338How was I supposed to know that we were both320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331 related?113311133139112331F112331112331Beleive me, if iXXXXXC0230230102301023010230102340knew she was my cousin we never would have dated.320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133141112331F112331112331XXXXXWhat to do now?C0230230102301023010230102342320Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133143112331 have kids with eleven toes andF112331112331XXXXXC0230230102301023010230102344move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tollerGm3553355335533553355335533553355345 ated. No, no, no.A#sus21133146F2331I had so much on my mind,112331331233123311123312331112331233147I thought maybe I'd unwind.Dm32013203203203201320320132032048Try out that newA#sus21331113313311331133111331roller3311133133149coaster ride, and the guideC1023010230231023102301023102301023102350Said not to stand, but that's a demand thatA#sus21331113313311331331113313311133133151I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,Dm320132032032032013203201320and32052stood up instead, and knocked of my head youA#sus21331113313311331331113313311133133153see. Tell meC0102354Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133155112331F112331112331XXXXXThis really is aC0230230102301023010230102356major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133157112331F112331112331It's such a drag now.XXXXXC0230230102301023010230102358I can't eat320D5320I can't breathe320XXXXXA#sus2331I can't snore,3311133111331I can't belch or yodel anymore.113311133159112331F112331112331XXXXXC023023Can't spit or blow my nose…01023010230102301023…or blow my nose or even60Gm35533553355335533553 read Sports Illustrated.35533553355361 Oh no!A#sus21133162Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133163112331F112331112331I gotta tell ya,XXXXXC0230230102301023010230102364life without a head kinda makes me irritated.320D5320320XXXXXA#sus23313311133111331113311133165112331F112331112331What a bummer.XXXXXC0230230102301023010230102366I can't blink320D5320 I can't cough320XXXXX I can't sneezeA#sus23313311133111331but my…1133111331…neck is enjoying67112331F112331112331a pleasant breeze now.XXXXXC0230230102301023010230102368Haven't been the same since my head and I were sepGm3553355335533553355335533553355369A#sus211331…erated... No, no, no.70112331
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