Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GOh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass

And there's no Dway you're gonna slow it Emdown

You say we Cgotta treasure each Gmoment

Who knows how Dlong we're gonna be aBround

Yeah you Ckeep on telling me Glife is short

And it's Bhard to disagree with what you Csay

But if Gtime is so precious, why ya Dwasting mine

Cause I'm Calways reading, Always deleting

CEvery useless piece of garbage that you Dsend my way

Every Gstupid hoax

All those Dcorny jokes

Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

Well I dGon't need tons of cringe inDducing puns

Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

No it Emisn't ok if you Bmbrighten my day

With some Ccut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark Dpoetry

And I dGidn't request a persoDnality test

Stop fCorwarding D- that crap to me

GAhhhDhhhhChhhhDhh...

DYou're sending Gvirus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments

to Devery single person you Emknow

You're Cpassing round a link to Gsome dumb thing on YouTube

That Deverybody else already Bsaw three years ago

And Cwacky badly PGhotoshopped billboards

were Bnever that amusing to Cme

And I Gjust can't believe you beDlieve those urban legends

But I Chave high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes

CAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing Dconstantly

No I Gdon't want a bowl of Chicken DSoup for the Soul

Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

Send more Gtop 10 lists and I'll Dslash my wrists

Please stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

Well I'm Emsorry I can't accept your Bmparanoid rant

And I don't Cwant the Neiman Marcus cookie Drecipe

Won't you Gkindly refrain, cause it's Dhurting my brain

Stop Cforwarding... that crap to me

AmLike glittery hearts and unicorns and Dpictures of somebody's cat

Now tell meAm in what alternate reality would I Dcare about something like that?

And by the way your Emquotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin

Mr. BmRogers never fought the Viet Cong

And Bill CGates is never gonna give me something for nothing

And I Ahighly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me

AIf I don't pass your letter along...

AWell now I Gknow you're wishing

I'll Dsign your petition

But stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

And I don't want to Gread your series

Of conDspiracy theories

Just stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme

And your Emtwo million loser friends

All Bmhave my address now

Cause you Cnever figured out the way to DBCC

Now I gGotta insist

Take meEm off of your list

Stop fCorwarding-D- that crap to meG

GStop forwarding that crap to me G G F♯

EmStop forwarding that crap to me Em Em D

CStop forwarding that Dcrap to me

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