Virus Alert Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F♯mHey, everyone, listen up, your atteEntion if you please

Really want to F♯mgive you a warning

Cause I fouBnd out this morning

Bout a danC♯gerous, insidious computer virus

F♯mIf you should get an email with the subEject: "Stinky Cheese"

Better not go tF♯making your chances

Under nBo circumstances

Should you oC♯pen it or eD♯lse it will

D♯Translate your doG♯mcuments into SwaC♯hili

G♯mMake your TV record "GiC♯gli"

G♯mNeuter your pets and give your lC♯aundry static clF♯ing

(Look oEut!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

(Look F♯out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

(Look ouEt!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too

And the hG♯ard drive of anyone C♯related to you

F#-C#----F#

Virus alert!

F♯Delete immediately befC♯ore someone gets hurt

FG♯morward this message on to C♯everybody

(G♯m C♯)

Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

It'll make your keyboard all sticky

Give your poodle a hickey

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls

It'll set your clocks back an hour

And start hogging the shower

So just trash it now, or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie

Legally change your name to Reggie

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull

(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep

(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep

(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards

(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

C♯That's right, it's a...

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert!

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

G♯mTell everyone you know, tell eC♯verybody nF♯ow

If you get infeC♯cted, you'll wG♯mish you haA♯md neF♯ver been boC♯rn

So before it eC♯-mails your grG♯mandmotherA♯m allF♯ of your PorC♯n...

F♯Turn off your computer and make suEre it powers down

EDrop it in a 43-foot hF♯ole in the ground

F♯Bury it completely, rocks and bouElders should be fine

EThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you weG♯re alive C♯

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody

G♯mTell everyone you know, tell eC♯verybody nF♯ow

F♯What are you waiting for?

F♯Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know

Hit... send... right... now