Standard (EADGBE)

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated

Soda S-O-- soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said

Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I've been around but I ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green

Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I left home just a week before

And I never ever been a Jedi before

But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."

Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben

So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

So I used the Force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

While I stood on my head

But I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side,

And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."

Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed

Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess

But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda

(repeat until tired)