Standard (EADGBE)

Well my father says you're nifty

You smell nice and you're groovy

And you've heard of photo lair

And we both like foreign movies

And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair

My mother says you have that touch of class

You understand your feelings

Well I can see a shiny future

And you're not afraid to share

Where we'll dialog in nurture

And I think I could do something with your hair

But there is one last thing I feel I need to ask

[Chorus 1 & 2]

Do you take it in the ass

Do you take it in the ass

Cause you're beautiful and curvy

When it comes to brains you've got 'em

but unless you're kinda purvey

But unless you play the bottom

There's no way me and you are gonnah last

I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass

Riff 3

Well you're adorable, reliable but is your anus pliable

that's the information that I need

You would do it if you love me

If you would just squat above me

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You could control the depth and speed

Chorus 3

Do you take it in the ass

Do you take it in the ass

Cause I've ordered in a shipment

Of the relevant equipment

I've got lubricant & boppers and some brass

Bridge

If you need more information

On this type of penetration

We can always take a correspondence class

Riff 4

You see I'm not the kinda fella

Who can get off on vanilla

No, I need a little colour in my sex

Well honey it just happens

That I brought my bog load strap-on

And some masculine to heighten the effect

Ready? Uhh

[Final Chorus]

Do you take it in the ass

Do you take it in the ass

Ohhhhhhh

Do you take it in the a_____ss