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Doctor, there's something wrong with me

My health is not all that it used to be

My heart is out of beat, I've got chilblains on my feet

My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see

Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad,

I've got every sickness there is to be had

I had whooping cough last month

And today I've got the mumps

And tomorrow I'll get chicken pox as well

Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well

I've not got long to go now I can tell

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Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well

I've not got long to go I can tell

I've not got long to go I can tell

Those pills I took had no effect at all

Just the other day I had a nasty fall

And I think I broke my jaw, when it hit the kitchen floor

And I'm shrinking, last week I was five foot four

I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?

And though the bug is going round, what can I do?

And it's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three

Do you think if I caught smallpox I'd get through?

Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well

I've not got long to go I can tell

Doctor, doctor, doctor, make me well

I've not got long to go I can tell

I've not got long to go I can tell

Do you think it's time that I made out my will?

I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill

Just how long is there to go;

Please tell me, I want to know

But on second thoughts, don't tell me, I'm too ill